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Are you TIRED of getting out of your seat, putting pants on, and
walking to check the mail?

Hey, who isn’t?

Now though, technology has finally caught up to the needs
of humanity and guess WHAT?

Do YOU want:
FREE digital and physical comics?
The opportunity to get comics before ANYONE else?
To feel needed and emotionally loved?
To finally be beautiful?
To read fantastic comics from a very, very slightly acclaimed independent comic doodler?

Then what in the heck are you waiting for? With new MAIL THAT GOES TO YOUR COMPUTER you can get all of those perks and even more! We just need your ELECTRONIC MAILING ADDRESS so we can periodically deliver appropriate goods straight to your COMPUTER SCREEN!